1. You tossers!

2. -4 defense +2% critical hit on melee attacks +10% melee attack speed +10% melee damage The Ale Tosser …

3. The publisher and Amazon should be congratulated for making this book available, doubtless in the face of complaints from the sort of obsessed tosser who has a predictably Pavlovian reflex to anything which affords an opportunity for portentous Attitudinising.